Selected Humor Writing
How to Live Forever: A Biohacker Q&A (McSweeney’s)
Our Groundbreaking AI Health Insurance Can Instantly Deny You Care (McSweeney’s)
Life in Europe According to My Semester Abroad (McSweeney’s)
It’s Time for Celebrity Talk Shows to Up the Ante (Points in Case)
I Know This Is a Bad Time, But I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin (McSweeney’s)
The Sirens Are Unionizing (McSweeney’s)
I Can’t Believe My Favorite Band Whose Music I Never Bought Is Breaking Up (Points in Case)
The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints (McSweeney’s)
What Will Happen If I Close These Tabs (Slackjaw)
“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf (McSweeney’s)
We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team (McSweeney’s)