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Andrew Patrick Clark

About
Articles & Book Reviews
Humor

Selected Short Humor

How to Hustle Like a Tech Founder (McSweeney’s)

What I Will Give to Access This Airport Wi-Fi (McSweeeny’s)

I Can’t Believe My Favorite Band Whose Music I Never Bought Is Breaking Up (Points in Case)

The Five Stages of Wedding Planning (McSweeney’s)

What Will Happen If I Close These Tabs (Slackjaw)

How to Live Forever: A Biohacker Q&A (McSweeney’s)

Our Groundbreaking AI Health Insurance Can Instantly Deny You Care (McSweeney’s)

It’s Time for Celebrity Talk Shows to Up the Ante (Points in Case)

I Know This Is a Bad Time, But I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin (McSweeney’s)

The Sirens Are Unionizing (McSweeney’s)

The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints (McSweeney’s)

Problems with Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey Adaption (Slackjaw)

“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf (McSweeney’s)

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